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Post by Devil's Skirt on Mar 19, 2009 18:27:34 GMT -4
I thought I'd do a Torchwood quote of the day. Here's today's.....
[Ianto is checking out wedding dresses] Tailor: Can I help you? Ianto: I'm looking for a wedding dress for my friend. Tailor: Of course you are, sir. You'd be surprised, we're quite used to men buying for their... "friends".
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marzipan!
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lots of things you can do with a stopwatch
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Post by marzipan! on Mar 19, 2009 20:10:21 GMT -4
How can I help but add my favorite exchange, from Meat:
Tosh: "We could feed the world!" Ianto: "We could record a single."
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Post by Devil's Skirt on Mar 19, 2009 22:15:18 GMT -4
LMAO....gotta love those Ianto lines! Gotta love Ianto too!!!!
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Post by Devil's Skirt on Mar 20, 2009 10:21:39 GMT -4
Ianto Jones: It's all over. Owen Harper: [pauses] Let's all have sex. Ianto Jones: [deadpan] And I thought the End of the World couldn't get any worse.
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Post by ShaniLashes on Mar 20, 2009 12:11:58 GMT -4
Jack: Always room for one more.You should have been here an hour ago for Naked Hide-and-Seek. Ianto: He cheats. He always cheats.
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Post by Devil's Skirt on Mar 25, 2009 12:43:37 GMT -4
Jack: This kid, Bernie. Where does he live? Tosh: Splott. Owen: Splott?! Ianto: I believe estate agents pronounce it "Sploe".
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Post by Devil's Skirt on Mar 26, 2009 13:21:51 GMT -4
March 27, 2009 (1 day till GDL's Bday!)
Here's today's quote:
Captain Jack Harkness: There you go. I can taste it. Oestrogen. Definitely oestrogen. You take the pill, flush it away, it enters the water cycle, feminises the fish. Goes all the way up into the sky, then falls all the way back down onto me. Contraceptives in the rain. Love this planet. Still, at least I won't get pregnant. Never doing that again.
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Post by Devil's Skirt on Mar 31, 2009 19:36:21 GMT -4
31 March 2009
Owen Harper: Make yourself useful, sweetheart, pass us the big chisel from the toolbox. Gwen Cooper: It's Gwen, not sweetheart. One syllable, I'm sure you can manage it. Owen Harper: Not sweet cheeks, then? New girl? Gwen Cooper: Shame your tool's not big enough for the job.
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Post by Devil's Skirt on Apr 1, 2009 19:18:42 GMT -4
1 April 2009
Tosh: All I'm saying is that once in a while I'd like to drive. Owen: Yeah, and all I'm saying is no. Tosh: Why not? Owen: Look I've shared cars with women before, I know what'll happen, there's an emergency, all raring to go, I jump in, what do I find? Seat's in the wrong position, rear view mirrors out of line, steering wheel's in my crotch. By time I've sorted all that out, aliens will've taken Newport!
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Post by Devil's Skirt on Apr 2, 2009 12:20:22 GMT -4
2 April, 2009
Owen: I started looking into devil worship and stuff from that era [the 1800s], see if there's anything about plucking out hearts, and would you believe it, there's nothing! They ate eyeballs, they drank blood, they had sex with animals, but they did not pluck out each others' hearts, because obviously, that would have been WEIRD.
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fycariad
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So now I'll live, I'll take the joke, I'll have some fun before I choke.
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Post by fycariad on Apr 2, 2009 14:36:59 GMT -4
LOL! I watched that episode last night and was saying that all day, how strange is that?!
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Post by ShaniLashes on Apr 3, 2009 11:11:19 GMT -4
^Love the love bar I have a whole mini collection
Jack: What's is it with you? Ever since Owen died, all you've done is agree with him! Ianto: I was brought up not to speak ill of the dead. Even if they do still do most of their talking for themselves.
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Post by Devil's Skirt on Apr 3, 2009 16:37:23 GMT -4
3 April, 2009
Emma: How much food money do I have left? Ianto: £15.40. [Emma immediately grabs various confectionery items] Ianto: £12.10. You'll ruin your teeth. Emma: You sound like my mum.
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Post by Devil's Skirt on Apr 4, 2009 14:41:09 GMT -4
4 April, 2009
Ianto Jones: They know more about this place than I do. [bangs fist on table] Ianto Jones: Nobody knows more than I do!
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Post by Devil's Skirt on Apr 5, 2009 13:51:01 GMT -4
5 April, 2009
Ianto Jones: Just us... in this room... for as long as it takes. Terrifying. Captain Jack Harkness: Really? Ianto Jones: Absolutely. Shivers down my spine. Captain Jack Harkness: You don't look scared. Ianto Jones: Well, it... passed. [Jack raises fist in a mock threatening manner and growls]
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